Recent witticisms of Corbin Roome
In reference to shaved chocolate: ”I like chocolate, not chocolate crumbs.”*
On hot tub usage: ”When we get home after our long day, let’s have a soakout.”
On dealing with parents the Barbara Coloroso way: “You have two choices: the train can run fast or it can run slow.”
On dealing with parents the Barbara Coloroso way 2: ”You have two choices: you can come in the hot tub with me or you can stand outside the hot tub while I’m in it.”
*The dish was a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate shavings lovingly prepared by our good friend Lara
